imagine the scenario.. the woman may have been portrayed as somewhat portly. maybe 5'1". maybe 350#. you know, the usual down here. and maybe the type of surgery dictated that she be face-down...
well, now imagine if they had some trouble making the habitus meet the surgical table. boobies afloppin - to be specific. and while mitch is one of the most stellar anesthesiologists to hit uab, he does not take on extraneous responsibilities, namely he refuses to be involved in most boob placement maneuvers.
therefore this job may have just landed upon my adorable jimmy. and he tends to bare-hand things. he hates to waste gloves, he says. so while he was adamantly trying to squeeze her triple G bosoms into the longitudinal table bars, he got quite a handful... of milk.
jimmy's always said in his best alabama accent ... "ain't nobody ever got HIV through the skin" - unfortunately mother milk doesn't follow the same unspoken rules as HIV does.
yes, a little lactation goes a long way. retching on his way out of the room he may have proceeded to mutter that this isn't his job. he also might've informed everyone that he will no longer work at uab. anesthesia will have to take on the responsibility of positioning all patients.
and hence the nickname, the milkman.
oh - but wait! he's not alone. Sara Mullins has way too much time, btw. But props to her for the pickup. I would've never ever been so privy to such pertinent newsworthy events.
Woman Arrested After Allegedly Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
Monday, June 27, 2011 5:48 AM
Updated: Monday, June 27, 2011 5:39 PM